{"product_id":"outdoor-rug-the-neighbors-have-better-stuff-funny-doormat-rug","title":"Outdoor Rug — \"The Neighbors Have Better Stuff\" Funny Doormat Rug","description":"This outdoor rug brings a dry, witty welcome to your porch with a soft chenille face and a subtle, modern script that reads “The Neighbors Have Better Stuff.” It feels plush underfoot yet stands up to traffic and sun thanks to durable polyester fibers and fade-resistant printing. The non-skid backing keeps the rug in place on wood or concrete, while hemmed edges give a clean, finished look that fits casual front-porch gatherings, backyard barbecues, or a cozy entry that gets daily use. It’s the kind of small, charming detail that sparks a smile from guests and settles easily into neighborhood life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester chenille for a plush, pill-resistant surface\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, fade-resistant printed design\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip polyester backing for secure placement\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges and multiple size options\u003cbr\u003e- Available in several sizes; slight size variances may occur\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean only\u003cbr\u003e- Dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" × 36\"","offer_id":50634939203749,"sku":"32858321955052967177","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/8777\/5653\/files\/5678741494605615985_2048.jpg?v=1791759002","url":"https:\/\/themerchhouse-store.myshopify.com\/products\/outdoor-rug-the-neighbors-have-better-stuff-funny-doormat-rug","provider":"The Merch House ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}